gatorbiscuits:

for as long as i can remember from the time we have been living in this house, this framed picture from a blue’s clues coloring book has been hung  on the side of a cabinet.  theres no name on the picture, i cant remember who colored it, who put it up there, but its never been moved. no one in my house questions it, i invite my friends over and they dont question it either. no one talks about this picture. no one touches this picture. i think if i asked my parents why its there they wouldnt know either. i walk by it at least 20 times a day. it stares at me while i sit at the dinner table. maybe its protecting our house from an evil force or maybe its a family heirloom that dates back before i was born. i dont know why we have this picture framed and hanging but its been there for at least 8 years.

gatorbiscuits:

for as long as i can remember from the time we have been living in this house, this framed picture from a blue’s clues coloring book has been hung on the side of a cabinet. theres no name on the picture, i cant remember who colored it, who put it up there, but its never been moved. no one in my house questions it, i invite my friends over and they dont question it either. no one talks about this picture. no one touches this picture. i think if i asked my parents why its there they wouldnt know either. i walk by it at least 20 times a day. it stares at me while i sit at the dinner table. maybe its protecting our house from an evil force or maybe its a family heirloom that dates back before i was born. i dont know why we have this picture framed and hanging but its been there for at least 8 years.

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thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

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chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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serkets:

me and my friends

serkets:

me and my friends

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